In South America, bus travel is easy and affordable so everyone uses it. The good news is that Argentina has some of the best buses in
the world. The bad news is that you are still on a bus. Our long-distance rides
have been 15, 16 and 18 hours - longer than anyone wants to be on a bus!
It’s kind of similar to a plane in that you get fed, the chairs
recline to 160 degrees, wine is served, movies are shown, and in one case they
even organised a game of bingo! Of course it’s also kind of different from a
plane due to enthusiastic braking, endless corners and oncoming bright lights at
3.45am.
In Buenos Aires, we stayed with the Bagnoli family, who are
family friends of Jess’. It was so nice to be part of a family again! We had
lots of good food, with the highlight being an amazing asado (Argentinian
barbeque). We think we are pretty good barbequers in New Zealand, but
Argentinians are on another level! Their bbq’s are designed with a fire on the
left and all the meat on the right, with no direct flames below it. As the
embers fall from the fire, they are then moved under the meat. The meat slowly
cooks into a state of perfection over 2-3 hours. Tender, tender, tender, and
utterly memorable.
One of the other highlights of Buenos Aires was that I
brought Richie McCaw’s All Black shirt. Well it was an All Black jersey anyway,
with a number 7 on the back. It cost $23, so it was probably the real deal.
We needed to get from Buenos Aires to Chile, a mere 25 hours
via bus. We made the sensible decision to break this up with a stop in Mendoza:
serious wine territory. The vineyards and neighbouring olive farms are all close
to town, so it’s very easy to rent a bike and do some wine tasting. The bikes came
complete with no gears and a warning not to drink alcohol and ride (difficult
on a wine tour). For some reason we started with an olive tour, despite the
fact that neither of us like olives. Augustin (unfortunately not Augustin
Pichot, former Argentinian halfback) was one of the brothers that ran the
company, and gave us a guided tour. I immediately regretted being on the tour
when he said “The olives on this tree are terribly bitter. You should try it”. And
so we did, and they were indeed disgusting! The man knows his olives.
Thankfully we also got to try some olives that fell into the tolerable/mildly
enjoyable category, and had some really good olive oil and bread.
We then went on to see (and taste) some cool vineyards. All
the wine was really good, and even helped to suppress the frustration of
getting a flat tire 2km from home. Moral of the story: Don’t take shortcuts
down stony backroads on under-equipped bikes after an afternoon of wine
tasting. Bad combination!
Continuing the bus theme, we took a beautiful bus ride from
Mendoza to Santiago through the Andes mountain range. We had a long delay at
the Argentinian-Chilean border, because the Chilean government was there shooting
footage of the border security process. We got the most thorough bag check
EVER. Unfortunately there was no dramatic smuggling activity to be filmed,
although there was an unnamed, rather gorgeous, New Zealand woman who had fruit
confiscated for the second time on her trip. She shall go unnamed, but her name
does rhyme with Hess Florence. (If you see her in the future, ask her about the
embarrassing incident with the sniffer dog and the overripe banana at the
Peruvian border).
We are now on the island of Chiloe, in Chile. We are here
volunteering for the next month with a family who run a tourism business. They
have three energetic young girls who are a lot of fun, despite telling me I
“look like a devilish man with that red beard”. I’m convinced it was a
compliment.
| Petite snacks handed out on a classy busride |
| The roadside scenery as you pass through the Andes |
| Olive farm taste testing time! |
| Firey goodness....and I don't just mean the beard |
| All bikes should come equipped with a manly basket! |
| Buenos Aires glows at night |
| The Bagnoli's, minus a few |